The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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