I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
this hospital has no fireball
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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