Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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