i don't like sucking hair
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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