I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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