Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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