I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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