I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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