wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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