I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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