What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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