I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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