are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I yelled at your uterus for you.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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