yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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