I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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