the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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