Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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