Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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