Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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