I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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