Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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