susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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