We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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