Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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