Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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