I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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