i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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