I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Randomize
