I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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