He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
True college students do jello shots in the library
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