it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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