Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
