So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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