Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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