did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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