some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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