who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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