I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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