dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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