He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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