Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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