Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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