butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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