no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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