so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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