Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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