Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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