...so i touched it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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