haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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