I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Less talking, more tequila
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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