At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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