Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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