Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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