dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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