I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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